Thomas Cook

From: Thomas Cook
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Mr. Nwauzor,

I am sorry for your present problems, but I am afraid they are not my concern. I gave you very clear instructions about the files. In the current state that they are, they are completely useless to us. My board of directors will simply not authorize a payment of thousands of pounds for work which we cannot use.

Do you really expect me to pay you many thousands of pounds for work I cannot use? Would you go into a store to buy bread that was full of poison? Would you be happy to pay for food that was impossible to eat?

I am afraid your personal conditions can not be taken into account. My customers are not interested in any personal problems I may have. If I cannot provide them with the service for which they are paying for they do not want to listen to my excuses, they will simply go away and find another person to give them what they want.

I have more than enough money at hand to pay off any of your outstanding debts and expenses. Is it my fault that you seem to ignore what I am telling you? I cannot authorize even one dollar until we get what we are paying you for. I am afraid that you should have known beforehand that the sound on the files would have been unacceptable to us.

All I can offer you is a few more extra days to complete the work if you are able to, however I must make it VERY CLEAR to you that any noise on the sound files will not be accepted. If you decide that you do not wish to continue then that is fine, I have another person on standby ready to do the work in your place.

Sincerely,

Tom Cook – CEO
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.

 

 

 

One hour later.

From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: Thomas Cook
Subject: Re: CHECK THE DOWNLOAD

Please how can I make this without any sound under it? I am just running crazy and have to do this again because I do not know what to do. You should put yourself in my shoes, you should understand where I am coming from, I am not saying that you should use your money to buy poision.

I do not have money but have been doing my best to get this done and you never agreed to understand where I am coming from. here is Africa and can never be compared like London, I used laptop to make this recording, I do not know what the person you got to do the work will use in doing it.

I am just lost, I will be facing the punishment if I cannot pay back the money that I have borrowed. I am finished, my DJ may believe me but what about others? What am I going to tell the company where I hired the laptop? [You got screwed over by a scammer?] I have nothing to say because they have the copy of my passport and there is nothing that I will say before them that is not a phrase.

Mr. Thomas I have gone a very long way to work for you, I do not know how I can satisfy your order, please call me, my head is running crazy here, I will be sleeping under the stair-case any moment from now because I have been throwned out which I just accepted and bared my mind to get money and rent a house after working for you, I am only committing my soul in the hand of God if I could not help the situation that means that the answer is suicide.

Have mercy on me pls, I have been hugry for the past two days, it is only last night that I eat this long dried french bread, how can I survive all this? [Dog food?] Well it is left to God.

 

 

 

From: Thomas Cook
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Mr. Nwauzor,

Please do not give me stories about your conditions or what money you owe. Believe me, I have been in this business for 23 years now and I have heard so many similar stories. Nothing you can tell me can make me change my mind.

You may think that I am being cruel to you however this is not the case. A very large company such as ours is always being approached by fraudsters who give us many excuses and lies, and because of this very reason this is why we never give any money or goods in advance. I am NOT of course saying that you are one of these people, I am simply explaining the reasons why your requests for help are simply a waste of your valuable time.

Regarding how to get a noise free recording: I suggest you seek the advice of the DJ who was helping you. I know nothing of the PC/Laptop/Recording Equipment that you are using. I am sure that a DJ would have very suitable recording equipment of his own? I just looked on the Internet and I see that there are many recording studios and computer stores in Abidjan. Perhaps if you ask them for some advice face-to-face they may be able to help?

I can only give you until Monday evening 30th July to complete the work. After that date I am afraid that I will have to move the work to somebody else because we are working on a very tight schedule. If my company misses the schedule we could lose many hundreds of thousands of pounds. I have already spent far more time with you than I would normally spend with someone submitting work. Please do remember that you are not the only person I am dealing with. It is only because I feel that you have a promising future with us that I am using so much of my time with you. You may well be at a cross-roads in your life where it can take a turn for something very good, or for something very bad.

Please just remember that we do not give money away for nothing, and we never, ever pay for work that we have not yet received. I suggest you take advice from a technical expert in your area, and very quickly. Again, you need to make careful note of any expense you incur so that you can be given the money back.

REMEMBER: It is your responsibility to ensure the recording is noise free. Do not blame me or my company if you send in work which is unacceptable. All that will do is waste more of your time and more of your money.

Sincerely,

Tom Cook – CEO
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.

 

 

 

Some quality begging follows.

From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: Thomas Cook
Subject: Re: MONDAY

Dear Thomas

Please advise me on what to do [get a real job, you doofus], I am really in need of working to help my self, people have started laughing at me and when they hear this, they simply say that they told me especially my brother, please help me and let me do this work so that I can stay on my own, I am very serious to take this again if I have any lasting solutions on how this noise will be no more.

I have contacted the D.J who who erased the noise the my previous work and we agreed to get this done before Saturday, he said that th microphone in the laptop which I am using for the recording is of very low capacity and that is why the main background noise comes out when playing.

Please Mr. Thomas, I pray thee to have confidence in me, I will do my best to complete this work, I have never asked you of money again and will not ask. That is why it seemed that I ignored your request to let you know how much I spent. It is not as if I ignored your request please but I want to forget every dam thing about money until you have confirmed that the job has been weldone.

I hope you will understand, I am an orphan and I have to work hard if I want to be any good to myself, you should understand why it seems like I am casting all my problems on you, after all you can have me as your son because I am sure that you are old enough to be my father. You make me more strong and hardworking, by the time I shall finish this job, I am sure that I will be more inclined to do it myself in my upcoming jobs with you. [By the time you’ve finished this particular job Chinweoke, you’ll probably be inclined to stick your head in the oven]

I wished that I could just come down to London and start work immediately with you, this would have been more viable to me, please advise me if you can use my payment for this work after to arrange all that it shall take for me to come down, I need to work with you because I am sure that you will change my life, please do not cast me away.

I am not like other African scammers, I suffer to get my bread which I believe that it is the best life for me to live, I do not also wish to go back to my odd ways of life, I need you in my life, I am not trying to entize you because I understand that you think more better than the so called professors so to say because of your daily reading business, that is also how I want to be.

Take me to be your son, I will never let you down, I am waiting for your call please, call me, let it not be like you are wasting time with me. Please calm down and forgive me if I have offended you because I know that you will definitely forgive me.

Thanks,

Chinweoke

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