Terms of Service

My three main rules are:

1st

Rule: All sales are final. I will NOT give your money back.

2nd

Rule: I can NOT give you 100% guaranteed results.

3rd

Rule: Do NOT ask me to do the impossible.

For example:

Resurrect a dead person, make you fly in the sky, change your gender, make your soul possess another person, turn you into an angel/demon/vampire, grant you supernatural powers (fire, ice, levitation, immortality, telekinesis, complete mind control, etc.), manifest a fairy in physical form or create a new world for you filled with pure bliss and joy.

Further,