Gods Love Bible Ministry

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2003 12:19:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: FROM GODS LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY,

EVANG.SAMUEL EZE
NO.6 BALE/IJORA ROAD
AJEGUNLE APAPA BADAGRY
LAGOS NIGERIA .
PHONE;234-803-4735642


GODS LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY 
[Lovin’ that name Samuel]

DEAR IN CHRIST,

I AM EVANG. SAMUEL EZE OF GODS LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY .

I KNOW THAT THIS LETTER MAY COME TO YOU AS A SUPRISE ,PLEASE I WANT TO BE A DISTRIBUTOR AND A PUBLISHER OF YOUR EVANGELISM BOOKS,AM SOLICITING TO AFFILIATE MY ORGANISATION UNDER YOUR CO-OPEARTION.

PLEASE SEND TO ME THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS AS REGARDS TO THIS REQUEST I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF THIS REQUEST WILL BE GRANTED. IF YOU HAVE ANY OF YOUR BOOKS THAT I WILL SELL IN RETURNS KINDLY LET ME KNOW.

AS YOU DO THIS FOR ME GOD WILL SURELY BLESS YOU AMEN.

ANTICIPATING YOUR URGENT REPLY SOONEST

YOURS BROTHER IN CHRIST

(EVANG,SAMUEL EZE.

 

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Sir,

God bless you and how are you today?

Your letter has come to the right place. My name is Father Ted Chilly of the Church of Bread and Wine (please see a photograph of one of our churches attached). We have nearly 300 churches in our ministry.

I think I may be able to help Mr. Eze. You see, my church regularly makes charitable donations to worthy causes, and after speaking with my committee members, we are of the opinion that your cause seems very worthy and if you will allow us we would like to make a donation to your cause to help you forward the word of God in Nigeria, which I am told is already a very Christian country.

Your case seems very worthwhile, and whilst we cannot donate large amounts ( because we have already made many successful donations this year ) I think that the church would be able to send you the small sum of US $74,330 (seventy four thousand, three hundred and thirty dollars). We are usually able to donate larger amounts but at the moment are funds are quite limited as we are at the end of our financial year. This money would be sent to you in a manner of your choosing, and hopefully it would enable you to forward the word of God much more easily.

Of course, we do not send out payments without going through the proper procedures, so if you would like to claim the cash, these are the steps you will need to take:

1. The Church or Bread and Wine will send you a agreement form, which you will have to fill in and sign.

2. On receipt of the form, we will require a photograph of you, or a trusted representative as proof of identity. You will have to get a NEW photograph taken, holding two symbol of ours. The two symbols we need you to hold are a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine (the name of our church). This proves that the person in the photograph is genuine. Passport or other photographs will NOT be accepted.

If you agree to the two conditions above, we will attach the agreement form for you to complete, and then after that we will explain to you what type of photograph we need from you. Please do not send a photograph until we have explained how we want the photograph to be taken. On receipt of a SATISFACTORY photograph, we will immediately forward the $74,330.00 to you in a manner of your choice.

Please let me know ASAP if you are interested in my offer Mr. Eze and I will forward you the agreement for your signature ASAP.

May God bless you,

Father Ted Crilley
The Church of Bread and Wine

[My lovely Church, which should now be a familiar landmark to regular readers!]

Date: Fri, 17 Oct 2003 13:20:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: MAY GOD ALMIGHTY LEAD YOU PERPETUALLY

EVANG.SAMUEL EZE
NO.6 BALE/IJORA ROAD
AJEGUNLE APAPA BADAGRY
LAGOS NIGERIA .
PHONE;234-803-4735642


GODS LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY

DEAR IN CHRIST,

WE HAVE RECIEVED YOUR REPLY AND THE CONTENT WAS WELL NOTED.

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, I OBVIOSELY THANK YOU AND YOUR CHURCH MEMBERS FOR THE OFFER YOU WILL RENDER FOR MY CHURCH.

SIR, TOMORROW MORNING, THERE WILL BE A MEETING FOR THIS COMMITEE AND I WILL EXPLAIN THIS OFFER TO THEM.

NOTWITHSTANDING, THIS CHURCH IS VERY POOR IN POPULATION DUE TO THE FINANCIAL DEFFICULTIES. AND THANK GOD THAT WE HAVE BEING MOVING FORWARD AND SPREEDING THIS TRUE GOSPEL OF GOD IN ALL THE VILLAGES IN NORTH AND SOUTHEN SIDE OF NIGERIA.

BUT THANKS BE TO GOD ALMIGHTY, BECAUSE WITH THIS OFFER WE WILL FINISH THE BUILDING OF OUR CHURCH IN ISOLO LAGOS AND MOVE FORWARD TO SPREED THE WORD OF GOD ALL OVER NIGERIAN.

NIGERIA IS WELL CHRISTIAN COUNTRY.

THIS IS MY DIRECT MOBILE LINE WHERE YOU CAN GET ME;234-80-335-775-97;
AND I WILL ALSO LIKE YOU TO SEND US YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.

MEANWHILE, YOUR CONDITION IN YOUR MAIL HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED, AND IN MY NEXT REPLY I WILL ATTACHED MY PERSONAL PICTURE AND THE CHURCHES MENBERS AS WELL.

MY REGARDS TO YOUR MEMBERS.

EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

 

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

DONATION AGREEMENT No. 11742/AE/SAMUEL EZE

Please quote the above number on all future correspondence.

Blessed brother,

Thank you for your kind letter which is well noted.

Please do NOT send your photograph yet. You will have to send our church a photograph in the manner that we will describe to you. This is how the photograph must be taken:

1. You (or a representative) must sit on a chair.

2. You must make a sign that reads “THE CHURCH OF BREAD AND WINE” and hold it with you on the chair.

3. You must place a loaf of BREAD on your head.

4. You must hold a bottle of WINE to your ear.

5. When all these things are in place, you must send a photograph of yourself doing this.

Of course, the reason we ask that you pose with BREAD and WINE is that this is the name of our church. The reason why we ask you to pose the photograph in this way is to be able to prove that the image is not a forgery. PLEASE NOTE: Small or unclear images will NOT be accepted. You MUST ensure the image is LARGE and CLEAR or the payment will not me cleared.

In case your committee agrees with our proposal, I have attached and agreement form for you to fill in and sign. As soon as we receive the photograph as described above, and the completed agreement form we will immediately forward the $74,330 to you in the manner of your own choosing.

God bless you,

Father Ted Crilley.

[AGREEMENT FORM ATTACHED]

[Samuel struggles to receive the attached form]

Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 11:52:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: Re: DONATION AGREEMENT No. 11742/AE/SAMUEL EZE

DEAR IN THE LORD,

I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND WISH TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SIR, I HAVE GONE THROUGH YOUR MAIL AND UNDERSTAND THE VITAL THINGS WE/I SHALL DO BEFORE TRANSFERING THIS FUND TO US.

I WILL BE VERY BUSY TOMORROW SUNDAY, AND I CAN NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE THE PICTURE AS YOU REQUESTED.

THEREFORE, COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME SOME FIEW DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS REQUIREMENT.

BESIDE, I STILL IN GREETINGS FOR YOUR OFFER TO ENABLE THIS CHURCH GROW MORE UNDER YOUR CHURCH CO-OPRATION.

THE AGREEMENT LETTER COULD NOT DOWNLOAD/SHOW IN OUR SYSTEM, SO COULD YOU PLEASE SEND IT THROUGH OUR FAX LINE; 234-1-759-2447 TO ENABLE ME TO SIGN IT AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU WITHOUT FORTHER DELAY.

NOTWITHSTANDING, COULD YOU PLEASE SEND ME YOUR PERSONAL PHONE AND FAX LINE FOR EASY COMMUNICATION AND I WILL LIKE TO CALL YOU SO WE CAN DISCUSS BETTER ABOUT THIS.

YOU CAN PERSONAL REACH ME WITH MY CELL PHONE NUMBER ANY TIME. 234-80-335-775-97.

REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.

EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

 

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

Blessings for your email. I am afraid I tried to fax the form to you, but I could not get through. I have put the agreement on our site for you to download.

Please go to http://www.breadandwine.care4free.net/church.jpg and you will find the form there.

I am happy to wait for a few days, but please note that our Donation Committee meets on THURSDAY so if possible please get the image and agreement form to me before then.

Blessings,

Father Ted Crilley.

 

Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 07:39:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: DONATION NO. 11742/AE/SAMUEL EZE

DEAR IN THE LORD,

I HAVE GONE THROUGH THE AGREEMENT AND SIGNED IT, BUT IT WAS VERY FENTY, DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT COULD NOT PRINTED IN A BOLDE FORM.

BUT I SIGNED AND HOPE YOU WILL SEE IT BETTER.

I WILL ALSO SEND THE PICTURE TO YOU/YOUR CHURCH MEMBERS TOMORROW.

THEREFORE, I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY THIS MAIL BEFORE END OF TODAY IF POSSIBLE, TO ENABLE ME KNOW IF HAVE YOU SEEING THE AGREEMENT LETTER CLEAR.

NB; MEANWHILE, I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE US YOUR PERSONAL PHONE AND FAX NUMBER.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU,

REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.

EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

[Mr. Eze returns the bog-standard signed agreement form]

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

God bless you for sending me the signed agreement form so quickly. Do not worry, the form is clear enough for our records and will be accepted.

I am happy to tell you that you are only one more step away from receiving our donation. Once your picture has been received and verified we will make the donation payment to you immediately. I urge you to remember to make the picture LARGE and CLEAR so that there is no argument over the validly.

As soon as your picture is received I will send you my personal contact information.

Please remember to let me know how you would like the donation payment to be made.

Take care my brother in Christ,

Father Ted Crilley.
The Church of Bread and Wine.

 

Date: Tue, 21 Oct 2003 07:03:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: Re: DONATION NO. 11742/AE/SAMUEL EZE

DAER IN THE LORD,

I THINK THE REQUIREMENT HAS BEEN COMPLITED WITH DIFFRANT PICTURES AS YOU DIRECTED THAT WE SHOULD TAKE IT.

THEREFORE, I WILL BE LOVED IN YOUR URGENT REPLY TO THIS ´MAIL;

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU.

NB: THAT I AM STILL EXPECTING YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.

MAY THE GOD ALMIGHTY BE WITH YOU FOR EVER;

EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

[Samuel seems to have misunderstood my request. I asked for ONE picture showing him holding bread, wine and a sign. Bless him, he sends me three separate pictures. I have to admit, this lad is trying HARD to please me!]


THE SIGN


THE WINE


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE BREAD!

[Time to mess with Samuel’s head a little. I open up my own Yahoo email account under the name of [email protected] and send myself an email from a pastor Joseph Otumba in lad stylee! Then I contact Samuel….]

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

Thank you again for the picture which you sent to me today and I am sure that the donation committee will be happy with them when they are seen in the next meeting.

Samuel, I am sad to say that I have received a disturbing email this evening.

I was sent an email from a pastor Joseph Otumba who also claims he is from the God’s Love Bible Ministry. He is asking for money, clothes, books and other materials. I contacted him to tell him that I was already in contact with you (Samuel Eze) but he contacted me to tell me that there is no such person in his ministry. Please can you tell me what is going on, this is very disturbing.

I have copied Mr. Otumba’s email below for your examination. Do you know this man, and why is he claiming that his God’s Love Bible Ministry does not know you?

Sincerely,

Father Ted Crilley.

—– Original Message —–
From: [email protected]
To: ted crilley
Sent: Tuesday, October 21, 2003 9:31 PM
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS REQUEST

SIR,

YOU MAY BE SURPRISED TO RECEIVE THIS EMAIL BUT PLESE DO NOT BE ALARMED. MY NAME IS PASTOR JOSEPH OTUMBA OF THE GODS LOVE MINISTRY IN LAGOS, NIGERIA.

YOUR NAME WAS PASSED ON TO ME BY A CHRISTIAN CONTACT IN THE NIGERIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND I WAS TOLD THAT YOU MAY BE ABLE TO HELP ME IN MY PLANS TO HELP THE POOR ORPHANED CHILREN OF NIGERIA .

WE ARE LOOKING FOR GOOD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE TO SEND BOOKS, MATERIALS AND MONEY TO HELP US TO HELP THE MANY POOR CHILDREN WHO WANDER THE STREETS OF LAGOS STARVING AND POOR. MANY OF THESE WRETCHED CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE PARENTS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN MUREDERED BY A BAD REGIME IN NIGERIA.

MY LORD PLEASE HELP THESE PITIFUL CHILDREN BY SENDING SOME HELP FOR US. IF YOU CAN SEND MONEY PLEASE CONTACT ME AND I WILL SEND YOU INFORMATION HOW YOU CAN HELP.

REMAIN BLESSED.,

JOSEPH OTUMBA
GODS LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY

[I wonder if Samuel will email Joseph Otumba to see what he’s playing at?!]

 

Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 04:17:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: DONATION NO. 11742/AE/SAMUEL EZE

DEAR IN THE LORD,

I WILL FIRSTLY THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING MY PICTURES.

MY BROTHER IN THE LORD, I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT FOR THE VERY FIRST DAY YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WILL HELP MY CHURCH FINANCIALLY.

LAST WEEK THURSDAY I ANNOUNCED TO THE CHURCH COMMITEES, THAT {THE CHURCH OF BREAD AND WINE} PROMISED TO DONATE THE SUM OF {$74,330.00 }UNDER CARE OF {FATHER TED CRILLEY}TO ENABLE OUR CHURCH GROW MORE.

THEN ALSO LAST WEEK SUNDAY I ANNOUNCED THE DONATION TO ALL THE CHURCH MEMBERS AND WE ALSO ADD YOUR CHURCH NAME AND INFORMATION IN OUR SUNDAY BULLETIN TO ENABLE THE CHURCH TO PRAY FOR THE {CHURCH OFTHE BREAD AND WINE}, NOT KNOWING THAT SUCH THING WILL OCCURED.

NEVERTHELESS, THE SCRIPTURE MADE US TO UNDERSTAND THAT IN EVERY {12}, THERE MUST BE A JUDAS.

WHEN I RECIEVED YOUR MASSEGE THIS MORNING, I SADLY CALLED TWO OF MY ASSISTANT PASTORS AND EXPLAINED THIS SUTIATION TO THEM,THEY DENILED OF HAVING ANY KNOWLADGE ABOUT THIS DEVELOMENT.

MEANWHILE,SUCH NAME PASTOR {JOSEPH OTUNBA} HAVE NEVER EXISTED IN THIS CHURCH.
THE PASTORS WE HAVE IN THIS CHURCH ARE,
1}EVANG SAMUEL EZE.
2}PASTOR TONY UBAKA.
3}PASTOR CHRISTIAN OKEKE.

SO MY BROTHER IN THE LORD,I WILL LIKE YOU TO DISCONTINUE WITH ANY FURTHER CONTACT WITH THIS MAN CLAIMED TO BE PASTOR JOSEPH OTUNBA,
AND IF YOU HAVE HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER,KINDLY FORWARD IT TO ME SO THAT I WILL LOCATE WHO THE PERSON IS.

I ALSO BELIEVED THAT THIS URGLE DEVELOMENT WILL NEVER AFFACT THIS OUR GODLY RELATIONSHIP.
NOTWITHSTANDING, I WAS DISSCUSING WITH TWO OF MY PASTORS THAT THE CHURCH OF {THE BREAD AND WIND} WILL BE ESTERBILISHED HERE IN NIGERIA TO HELP US SPREAD THE WORD OF GOD ALSO.

BESIDE, I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE MAIL YOU RECIEVED BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE MAIL CAME FROM.

YESTARDAY WHEN WE WANT TO ATTACHED THE PICTURES,MY SAVER WAS TOO POOR THAT IT COULD NOT ATTACHED IN OUR SYSTEM, SO I SENT ONE OF THE CHURCH MEMBER TO GO AND ATTACHED IT IN A BUSINESS CAFE. I DON’T KNOW IF IS FROM THAT PLACE THAT WHERE THE PROBLEMS COMES.

REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.

EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

Bless you sir for your reply.

I contacted this Joseph Otumba again and told him that I would not communicate with him until he sends me proof of his church. He sent to me the following reply, and a photograph of of his church, so he seems very convincing to me. Perhaps you should make contact with him and ask him what is going on? His address is [email protected]

I have to say that I am now very confused about this matter Samuel. I am not sure who I should trust now. Do you have a photograph of your church that you could show me? Please will you also send me your passport image (I will be happy to send mine in return).

Please Samuel, is it a lot of money that I will be sending and I need to be 100% certain that it is going to the right person.

I await your reply ASAP.

Blessings,

Father Ted Crilley.

 

—– Original Message —–
From: [email protected]
To: ted.crilley
Sent: Tuesday, October 21, 2003 9:31 PM
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS REQUEST

MY LORD MY FATHER TED

MAY GOD BE SENDING BLESSING TO YOU AND YOUR HOLY FLOCK.

SIR I IMPLORE YOU TO CEASE ALL COMMUNICATIONS WITH THIS PERSON KNOWN AS
SAMUEL EZE. HE IS AN IMPOSTER AND AN UNGODLY MAN. PLEASE WALK IN THE PATH
OF THE RIGHTEOUS AND BELIVE IN MY WORDS FOR THEY ARE THE HOLY TRUTH.

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST PLEASE SEE THAT I HAVE ATTACHED A PICTURE OF MY CHURCH
WHERE ALL MY PEOPLE COME TO PRAISE THE WORD OF GOD AND GATHER TO HELP THE
POOR PEOPLE OF NIGERIA. I CAN SEND YOU MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO PROVE
MYSELF TO YOU FUTHER FATHER.

PLEASE SIR LET ME KNOW THAT YOU HAVE GODS FAITH IN ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU
HOW YOU CAN SEND YOUR DONATION TO MY CHURCH.

MAY THE LORD BLESS YOU.

JOSEPH OTUMBA
GODS LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY

[I attached my edited pic of God’s Love Bible Ministry]

Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 12:35:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: Re: DONATION NO. 11742/AE/SAMUEL EZE

DAER IN THE LORD,

HERE IS THE VIEW OF OUR CHURCH.

I WILL GIVE YOU MORE MESSAGE TOMORROW.

I STILL BELIEVED ON YOUR PROMISED THAT YOU WILL HAVE A MEETING WITH YOUR COMMITEE MEMBERS TOMORROW.

MAY GOD BLESS.

EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

[Samuel sends me a quite ridiculous picture he knocked up]

[This is of course not Samuel’s ministry, but the Vatican in Rome!]

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Brother Samuel,

I am very disturbed by these latest developments.

First, my thanks for sending me the picture of your ministry, it looks very impressive. However, I sent this picture to Joseph Otumba and he told me that you must have stolen the picture from them. He sent me another photograph. This time the picture was of Joseph Otumba, but he was stood outside the ministry holding a disturbing sign. I notice that in the picture, the building is the SAME building that you sent to me. HOW CAN THIS BE?

Mr. Otumba also said that the true disciples of the God’s Love Bible Ministry have a tattoo on their body, which shows the logo of the God’s Love Bible. He told me that only TRUE followers of God’s Love Bible have this tattoo. Do you have this tattoo on your body Samuel.

Hoping to hear from you very soon. I am much confused.

Blessings,

Father Ted Crilley.
The Church of Bread & Wine.

[I also send Samuel my made up letter from Joseph Otumba]

From: [email protected]
To: ted.crilley
Sent: Wednesday, October 23, 2003
Subject: SAMUEL EZE IS THE DEVIL!!!!!!

BLESSED FATHER TED.

I HAVE SEEN THE EVIL PICTURE THAT SAMUEL EZE HAS SENTED TO YOU. PLEASE SEE THAT IT IS THE WORK OFF THE DEEVIL. THIS MAN HAS STOLEN MY MINISTRY PICTURE AND PUT WORDS BAD UPON IT.

LOOK AT MY PICTIRE ATTACHED AND SEE THAT I AM TRUE AND FOR MY URGENT MESSAGE TO YOU. I ALSO SHOW YOUR MY TATOO FOR VIEWING. ONLY TRUE GODS LOVE BIBLE MEN HAVE THIS.

PLEASE FATHER SEND YOUR HELP TO ME AS URGENT.

JOSEPH OTUMBA.

[I attach a new picture of the Vatican, along with a picture of a lad holding up a sign. It’s a bit of a crap PhotoShop job, but hopefully good enough to fool Samuel! Keen readers may recognise the lads pic as that of John Ademola, from my “I PRAY TO DIE HENCEFORTH” bait]

[Joseph Otumba outside Samuel’s ministry!]

[I think Samuel is starting to panic at the prospect of another lad receiving my donation]

Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2003 05:11:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER;DONATION NO. 11742/AE/SAMUEL EZE

DEAR IN THE LORD,

I HAVE GONE THROUGH YOUR MAIL AND NOTED THE CONTENT.

MY DEAR BROTHER, THERE’S A TOTAL DEFFRENT IN THE CHURCH WHICH I SENT TO YOU, THAN THE ONE CLIAM PASTOR OTUNBA SENT.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO GO BACK TO MY CHURCH BUILDING AND VERIFY THAT MY PERSONAL PHONE AND FAX LINE WAS THERE INCLUDING MY ADDRESS, ALSO GO BACK TO MY FIRST PROPOSAL AND VIEW THE ADDRESS AS WELL.

AND I BELIEVED THAT I HAVE SENT MY NUMBER FOR YOU BEFORE ALL THIS MANUPILATION FROM CLAIMED OTUMBA.

IF CLAIMED OTUMBA IS THE PASTOR OF GOD’S LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY, I THINK HIS NUMBER OR HIS NAME MUST BE THERE, TO SHOW REALLY THAT HE IS THE GENERAL OVERSEEA OF THIS MINISTRY.

I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF THIS CLAIMED OTUMBA HAS DONE THE PROCIDURE OF YOUR REQUIREMENT, THAT SHOWS {THE CHURCH OF BREAD AND WINE}NEVER ALLOW HIS REPRESENTIVE TO DO IT, LET HIM DO THAT ON HIS ON. THAT WILL SHOW REALLY IF HE IS THE PERSON IN THAT PICTURE HE SENT TO WITH THE CHURCH VIEW.

ONE THING THAT GLADYS MY MIND IS THAT, THE BIBLE ENCOURAGE US IN MATTHEW 24; 5-8, AT THE END TIME THAT KINGDOM WILL RASE AGAINST KINGDOM AND THERE WILL BE SO MANY FAKE PROPHETS THAT WILL MISLEAD MANY, BUT WE SHOULD BE CAREFULL ANOUGH.

THE ONLY THING ON ME IS THAT I SO MUCH BELIEVE IN GOD AND HE HAS NEVER FAIL ME.

HE CLAIM MR OTUMBA FIRSTLY SENT YOU A BUILDING AND SAID THAT THE BUILDING WAS THE GOD LOVE’S BIBLE MINISTRY, THERE WAS NO ADDRESS, NO PHONE OR FAX NUMBER, NOW I HAVE SENT YOU THE REAL BUILDING OF OUR CHURCH, HE THEN SENT YOU ANOTHER BUILDING, WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST CHURCH HE SENT?. DEAR BROTHER, LET US BE SENSETIVE WITH THIS MAN CLAIM OTUMBA, BELIEVE ME, I WILL NEVER CLAIM WHAT I AM NOT BECAUSE OF MANEY,OR THINGS OF THE WORLD.

THEREFORE, COULD YOU PLEASE ASK HIM TO GIVE YOU HIS PHONE NUMBER OR HIS FAX NUMBER.


IN THIS SITUATION, I KNOW GOD IS IN CONTROL OF EVERY THING, AND HIS WILL MUST BE DONE, AND HE HAS NEVER FAIL HIS PEOPLE.

IN SUMMARY, I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE OUT COME OF YOUR CHURCH COMMITEES MEMBERS MEETING TODAY REGARDING THE DONATION NO. 11742/AE/SAMUEL EZE AND OUR FURTHER RELATIONSHIP.

GOD BLESS YOU,

REGARDS TO {THE CHURCH OF BREAD AND WINE}


EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

 

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Mr. Eze,

I have looked at both of the photographs, and it looks very much to me like the same church, but of course from a different viewpoint. I will contact Mr. Otumba ([email protected]) and ask him if he has another picture to send to me.

I am very confused by all this Samuel. I will have to be very careful now because my committee are demanding that I find some proof that what you are telling me is real and the same with Mr. Otumba. I have been meeting with the committee today and they have demanded that I get 100% proof before I can send the money. I have to know for sure WHO is the real God’s Love Bible Ministry.

As you have seen before, Mr. Otumba has sent to me a picture of his first church and I can see clearly on the sign that it is God’s Love Bible Ministry. On your picture I cannot see if anything like this is written on your church. Do you have a close-up picture of the church?

Also, Mr. Otumba said that ALL God’s Love Bible Ministry members have a special tattoo on their bodies which has the holy words “SHAG ME”. I was told that SHAG ME is the name of the holiest saint of the God’s Love Bible Ministry. Tell me Samuel, do you have a tattoo with the words SHAG ME on your body. Mr. Otumba has sent to me a picture with the holy saint SHAG ME tattooed in black on his back. Do you have this OFFICIAL tattoo? Can you show it to me please? If you have this tattoo it will set my mind at ease. [I think you can all guess where I’m going here!]

No, I did not yet receive your passport.

Otumba has not done the procedure yet, but I shall ask him this so that I may be able to show it to you. I have included the last letter from Otumba below.

God bless you and I hope to hear from you soon.

Father Ted Crilley.

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2003 9:31 AM
Subject: PLEASE BELIEVE IN MY MY LORD

MY LORD FATHER TED CRILLEY

I BESEECH YOU NOT TO LISTED TO THE BAD WORDS OF THE IMPOSTER SAMUEL. I HAVE TAKEN MY PICTURE OF MY TATOO AND ON MY BACK IS SHAG ME THE HOLIEST SAINT OF THE GODS LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY. ONLY THE TRUE BELIEVERS AND MEMBERS OF OUR CHURCH HAVE THIS TATOO.

YOU MUST ASK SAMUEL EZE THAT HE MUST SHOW YOU HIS TATOO WITH THE SAINT SHAG ME. IF HE CANNOT DO THIS THING FOR YOU THEN YOU WILL KNOW FOR SURE THAT HE IS THE IMPOSTER. PLEASE BY THE PRESENTS OF ALMIGHTY GOD I DEMAND YOUR BELIEF AND YOU MUST SEND TO ME THIS DONATION YOU SPAEK OF. ONLY THE TRUE PERSON CAN USE THE MONEY SO WISELY.

TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE BELEEF IN ME MY LORD AND I WILL SEND YOU MY DETAILS TO SEND ME YOUR DONATION.

LOOK AT MY TATOO AND SEE THE TRUTH

MAY GOS LOVE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS,.

JOSEPH OTUMBA

 

Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2003 10:01:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: Re: HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND

DEAR IN THE LORD,

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL OF TODAY AND THE CONTENTS THEREIN NOTED.

THE ATTACHED MAIL YOU RECEIVED FROM SO CALLED MR. OTUMBA HAS ALSO BEEN UNDERGONE THROUGH AND HIS ANXIOUS FOR YOUR MONEY REFFERED.

MEANWHILE, FROM OUR FIRST DAY OF OUR COMUNICATION, IT HAS BEEN CORDIAL UNTILL NOW THAT YOU’VE PROMISED TO SEND THE DONATION TO OUR CHURCH.
THEN MR. OTUMBA & CO EMANATED AND STARTED COMUNICATING YOU FOR PAYMENT OF MONEY ON BEHALF OF THE CHURCH.

PREVIOUSLY, I HAVE SENT TO YOU ALL COPIES OF MY PHOTOGRAPHS YOU REQUESTED FROM ME AT EARLIEST.
EVEN YESTERDAY, I ALSO SENT TO YOU MY INT’L PASSPORT WHICH YOU CONFIRMED NOT YET RECIEVED.
MY ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTIONS IS CAPITAL “NO”. OUR CHURCH MEMBERS DO NOT HAVE A SPECIAL TATTOO OR MARK ON OUR BODY.

AT THIS TIME, I WONDER WHY YOU SHOULD EVEN BE LISTENING TO SO CALLED OTUMBA & CO AFTER OUR LONG TERM COMUNICATION AND RELATIONSHIP SO FAR EXISTED. I HAVE TOLD YOU EARLIER THAT I HAVE ONLY (2) ASSISTING PASTORS NAMELY,

1}EVANG SAMUEL EZE.
2}PASTOR TONY UBAKA.
3}PASTOR CHRISTIAN OKEKE.

HOWEVER, I WILL SEND TO YOU OTHER ANGLES/VIEWPOINT OF OUR CHURCH FOR CONFIRMATION. BUT I WILL EMPHASISED AT THIS POINT THAT I AM NOT HAPPY THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL USE THE NAME OF OUR CHURCH TO EXTORT MONEY FROM CHEERFUL DONORS FOR THEIR SELFISH INTEREST.

PLEASE I WILL ADVISE YOU TO STOP FURTHER COMUNICATION WITH THEM, THIS IS TO AVOID UNFORCEN CIRCUMSTANCES.
DON’T BLAME ME THEREAFTER. I HAVE ALREADY PUBLISHED A BULLETIN IN OUR CHURCH TO COMOMURATE YOUR EFFORT/ASSISTANCE WHICH EVERY MEMBERS PRAYED FOR YOU/{THE CHURCH OF BREAD AND WINE}.

YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT RIGHT FROM THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND PUBLISHING OF YOUR NAME AND YOUR INFORMATION IN OUR CHURCH BULLETIN, THAT WAS WHEN THIS SO CALLED OTUNBA & CO. GOT YOUR INFORMATION THEREAFTER PICK YOUR INFORMATION AND STARTED CONTACTING YOU.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU.

EVANG SAMUEL EZE

[Samuel attaches his ‘passport’ which appears to have been printed on a sheet of paper!]

PAGE TWO

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

Thank you for sending me your passport image.

Samuel, you must try to see things from my point of view. First, you contact me asking for help, and you tell me that you are from the God’s Love Bible Ministry. Then some days later, another person sends me an email to proclaim the same thing.

I ask proof from Mr. Otumba, and everything that he has sent to me so far seems truthful. He has sent to me a picture of his ministry, and outside it is very clear that you can see the name of the ministry on a sign. You have not been able to do the same for me. You have sent me a picture of a church, but it is not clear enough to see if there is a sign that gives the name of the church. Mr. Otumba has shown me clearly some photographs showing his church name. He has also sent his photograph.

This evening, Mr. Otumba has told me that he will prove his honesty to me by sending a $20 Dollar donation to my ministry. He tells me that when I receive it I will know he speaks the truth. I think that this offer is very convincing.

Samuel, I do want to believe you, but the committee has demanded that I have proof of who is telling me the truth, and so far I cannot be certain who is telling me the truth.

I will make some enquiries and get back to you ASAP.

Sincerely,

Father Ted Crilley.

[Samuel finally decides to email my fake lad and have words]

Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2003 03:56:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: Samuel Eze
To: [email protected]
Subject: give me your number make i call,

guy

how are you,

you know say this mugu work nobi transfer or nest of kin.as you they workam so the job will spoil,beacose na GOD something. so what i want you to do is ,reply this mail and tell me how we can see,so that we can talk and how we go
work out money together from this mugu.

my guy make you know fear,or you can send some body who can represent you, as you know that this is business.
now you are saying another thing and the man is geting double mind.

reply and tell me where we go see by 3 pm today. but if you feel say you no go come this job go spiol.

so make you try come by 3 so that by end of today make we know where we day for this man job

thanks
guy when day work this mugu for uno uka/church

 

[I send a reply from my fake lads account. My Pidgin English is less than useless, so I try to make an excuse for not using it too much!]

From: Joseph Otumba [Fake lad]
To: Samuel Eze

You no talk big grammar lak me. see me talk i am educated in England so can be convincing to the church man

I will share the money but you have to help me in this. The big man man is asking for some proof and we need to give it to him. If we argue he will get suspicious and finish this deal.

I told him I will send $20 in cash to him but if we make a deal it is better you send him the $20 and I tell him I cannot. this way when he receive your $20 he will know to trust you.

We can share the money if you Alau this. You tell him you will send the $20 for proof and if you agree to this I will tell him I cannot send the $20 deal? If no then Arrange yua sef because God don butta my bread wit dis mugu

if you agree i will let the mugu send you the money then we canmeet to share the cash

 

Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 10:09:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: samuel eze
Subject: Fwd: attached are another view of our church.EVANG SAMUEL EZE

DEAR IN THE LORD,

I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL OF YESTERDAY AND NOTED THE CONTENTS THEREIN.

ATTACHED ARE ANOTHER VIEW POINT OF OUR CHURCH.

THANKS FOR YOUR EXPLAINATORY MAIL WHICH EXPRESSED ME AS YOUR FIRST CONTACT.

TO PROOF MY FACT, I EXPLAINED TO YOU THAT OTUMBA & CO, STARTED CONTACTING YOU AFTER YOUR NAME WAS
ANNOUNCED IN OUR CHURCH AND YOUR INFORMATION WAS PUBLISHED IN OUR BULLETIN. IT WAS FROM THIS BULLETIN THAT MR OTUNBA GOT YOUR INFORMATION AND STARTED CONTACTING YOU WITH INTREST OF EXTORTING MONEY FROM THE HOUSE OF THE LORD FOR THEIR SELFISH INTREST.

I HAVE WARNED YOU TO STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH OTUNBA & CO, TO AVOID BLAM AT LAST. I HAVE TENDER THIS MATTER TO THE CHURCH COMMITEE AND EVERY PERSON WERE AMAZED ON THIS URGLY SITUATON.

THE CHURCH COMMITEE HAVE MAPPED OUT MEASURES TO TACKLE THIS ISSUE IN OTHER TO FIND THE CULPRINTS OUT,NOTE THIS, IN A HOUSE OF GOD THERE MUST BE “A” JUDAS EVEN AMONG THE DISIPLES OF JESUS CHRIST.

YOU SAID THAT ALL THE THINGS OTUMBA SENT TO YOU SEEMS TO BE TRUTFUL, NOTE THAT HE HAS BEEN MONITORING THE DEVELOPMENT SO FAR AND THE COMMITEE. AS OF NOW, WE DO NOT KNOW OTUMBA IN PERSON, THEREFORE, YOU ARE WARNED TO KEEP AWAY FROM HIM AND REGARD ANY INFORMATION FROM HIM INVALID.

REFFRENCE TO YOUR MAIL, IT WAS OBSERVED THAT OTUMBA INTENDS TO SEND $ 20, TO YOU.WHAT DOES THAT MEANT FOR?, IT IS TO CONVIENCE YOU TO SEND HIM THE DONATION YOU HAVE PROPPOSED FOR THE LORD?, THE $ 20 DOLLARS CAN NOT PROOF ANY SENCERITY OR HONESTY OF OTUMBA, BECAUSE THE SAME OTUMBA HAD EARLIER REQUESTED FOR HELP FROM YOU AND NOW TURNED ARROUND TO SEND YOU $ 20 DOLLARS FOR YOUR CHURCH TO ENTICE YOU.

LET BE SENSITIVE WITH THIS MAN CALLED OTUMBA & CO.

MEANWHILE, YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THIS PROBLEM WOULDN’T STOP YOU TO DO WHAT GOD HAS DIRECTED YOU TO DO. THE CHURCH COMMITEE HAVE AGREED TO INVITE YOU DURING OUR NEW YEAR CRUSADE COMING JANUARY 2004.
WHAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW AS A MAN OF GOD IS THAT I AM NOT AFTER MONEY, BUT I WANT TO PROVE MY WORD
AND RETAINED THE IMAGE OF THE GOD’S LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY.

MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR COMMITEE FOR YOUR EFFORT AND YOUR UNDERSTANDING SO FAR.
NB; I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE OUT COMES OF YOUR INQUIRES.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU AS YOU PROMISED TO GET BACK TO ME, THAT WAS WHY I COULD NOT SEND YOU MAIL SINCE MORNING.

REGARS,

{EVANG SAMUEL EZE.}
{GOD’S LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY}

[Samuel attaches the mother of all bad photo-editing jobs. He’s taken the original Vatican pic he sent to me, stretched it, and then added a home-made sign to it. Notice on the enlarged version the sign legs actually end outside of the picture!]

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

I am disturbed by the last image that you sent to me. You showed me a picture with a sign, yet Mr. Otumba has sent me the EXACT same picture, without the sign. How can you explain this? Also, the picture you sent is the same picture you sent to me, but it has somehow been stretched. This is very suspicious.

With regard to the $20. Mr. Otumba has said that this would prove his dedication to me. I have told him that I would only accept the following:

1. That he send $20 in cash by priority mail.
2. That with the cash he sends me a HAND WRITTEN letter to state his mission to be true and faithful to me.

Mr. Otumba said yesterday that he would send this payment because when it arrives I know he is the serious one in this deal. I think that because he is going to the trouble of doing this for me that he must be more truthful.

Also, you say why is Otumba willing to send me $20 when he is asking me for money…. I can ask you why you are needing my money when your church looks so big and powerful. I have never seen a church that looks so big before.

I have contacted Mr. Otumba and told him that I would give the donation to the first of you who send me the $20 by mail. One who is very serious about this donation will make the best effort to satisfy my troubled mind.

Blessings,

Father Ted Crilley

 

[Samuel seems a bit biffed. He sends me the following Cap-Locked and BOLD message…]

Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 02:42:16 -0800 (PST)
From: samuel eze <[email protected]>
Subject: READ CAREFULLY SO THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND

DEAR IN THE LORD,

I BEGAN TO SURPECT ALL THIS SITUATION. I CONTACTED YOU FOR HELP IN OUR MINISTRY, YOU DID NOT EVEN GIVE ME YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER SINCE THEN. AFTER SOME FEW DAYS YOU TOLD ME THAT SOME BODY CALLED OTUMBA CONTACTED YOU ALSO FROM THESAME OF OUR MINISTRY. I ASKED FOR OTUMBA’S PHONE NUMBER , YOU COULD NOT BE ABLE TO PROVIDE THAT EVEN YOUR OWN.

NOW, HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE THIS THING IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE SAME PLAN WITH OTUMBA?.

I AM NOT READY TO SEND EVEN A CENT FOR THE SITUATION, BECAUSE MY MINISTRY IS VERY POOR, THAT WAS WHY I CONTACTED YOU FOR THE ASSISTANT.


REGARDING OUR CHURCH BUILDING, THIS CHURCH WAS BUILD BY LATE PRESIDENT SANI ABACHA DURING THE MILITARY REGIME I997/98.
HE PROMISED THAT HE WILL GIVE THIS CHURCH $ 200,000.00 DOLLARS BEFORE DEATH TOOK HIM APART.

THEREFORE, IF YOU WANT TO SEND US THE DONATION AS YOU PROMISED INITUALLY, PLEASE KINDLY DO IT AND FORGET THE ISSUE OF OTUMBA & CO.

REGARDS AND GOD BLESS YOU.

EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

 

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

On the 24th of October I sent you my personal telephone number TWICE. Here it is again 044 7092 037 526 (United Kingdom).

[Actually, I didn’t send him the number, but what the Hell!]

If you do not want the donation, that is fine with me. I will contact Mr. Otuumba instead. It is obvious that for some reason you do not trust me, when it seems like I am the one who is being lied to.

If your ministry is so poor, perhaps it would be a good idea not to spend money for the Internet connection?

By the way, I cannot give you Otumba’s phone number because he has not yet given it to me. What he has given me is more honest answers.

Also, how dare you accuse me of being ‘in the same plan’ with Otumba? If you make these accusations again I will cease communications IMMEDIATELY. Remember, I am not working on my own here. I have to do what my committee members tell me to do. This is not my decision alone to make.

Please be more careful with your words in future

Good bye,

Father Ted Crilley.

 

[Samuel grovels]

Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 10:11:59 -0800 (PST)
From: samuel eze <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: PROOF IS DESPERATELY NEEDED.

DEAR FATHER IN THE LORD,

RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND SINCERELY I AM SORRY FOR THE WORDS I USED IN MY PREVIOUS MAILS TO YOU WHICH YOU DO NOT DESERVE.

YOU KNOW QUITE WELL THAT WE ARE HUMAN AND IN SITUATION LIKE THIS ONE ATIMES GET CONFUSED.

THE FACT IS THAT I BELIEVE THAT WHATEVER GOD HAD SIGNED MUST COME TO PASS, THEREFORE NO MATTER WHAT OTUMBA & CO ARE PLANNING AGAINST OUR CHURCH MUST FAIL BECAUSE I KNOW THE GOD I AM SERVING.

I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT OTUMBA IS AFTER YOUR MONEY. THAT IS ALL. HE IS NOT AFTER THE INTEREST OF GOD’S LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY.

NOTE THAT I HAVE EARLIER TOLD YOU THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHO THIS OTUMBA IS EVEN UP TILL THIS MOMENT.

IF HE IS OUR CHURCH MEMBER, I DO NOT KNOW. ALL I KNOW IS WHOMEVER THIS OTUMBA MIGHT BE, HE HAS EVERY KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR WILLING DONATION TO THIS CHURCH.

MEANWHILE AS EARLIER INDICATED TO YOU, ALL THE REQUIREMENTS HAD BEEN FULLFILLED WHICH I HOPED ARE IN YOUR CUSTODY IN CASE OF VERIFICATION. PLEASE KINDLY SEEK THIS OTUMBA’S PHONE NUMBER. THIS WILL ASSIST AND ENHANCE IN KNOWING WHO THIS VERY MAN IS.

PLEASE AND WITH THE MERCY OF GOD ALMIGHTY, WE NEED THIS DONATION TO REHABILITATE OUR CHURCH AND HELP SOME NEEDY ONES ESPECIALLY THE PREVILAGE, ORPHANS etc. TOMORROW, WE’LL SEND TO YOU AN ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WILL SEND THE “GOD’S APPROVED WILL DONATION” TO.

TODAY, I AND MY ASSISTING PASTORS COMMENCED FASTING ON THIS URGLY DEVELOPMENT AND HOPED GOD WILL DO HIS WORK. I TRIED YOUR PHONE SENT TO ME BUT ALL EFFORTS YIELDED NO END.

ONCE MORE SORRY FOR ALL INCONVINIENCES AND MY PAST STATEMENT TO YOU.

REGARDS,

EVANG. SAMUEL EZE.

GOD’S LOVE BIBLE MINISTRY

 

[Samuel contacts my fake Joseph Otumba again]

Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2003 23:46:00 -0800 (PST)
From: Samuel Eze
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: give me your number make i call,

I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE COLLETED THE MONEY FROM THE
BIG MAN.

[I didn’t bother to reply. Make him sweat]

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

Thank you for your email, and your apology is accepted.

You must try to see these things from my point of view. How am I to know who is telling me the truth. Yesterday I asked Mr. Otumba to supply me more proof in the manner of a photograph holding the bread and wine symbol. Today he sent me the photograph attached. Mr. Otumba has also told me that he has contacted you by email to explain things to you, yet he says that you have not replied to him. why is this. Perhaps if you contact him you will be able to sort this horrible situation out.

As I have explained before, I cannot do anything until my donation committee give me permission, and they are all of the opinion that this situation is very confusing. The reason I asked you to send the donation was for the ultimate proof. Only he that is honest and true would send their own money. Mr. Otumba has made some excuse for not sending the money to me, so if yours was received then this would certainly convince the donation committee that you are honest and true.

If you cannot send $20 by mail, then it may take some time for us to work to a conclusion where the donation committee will let me send this money to you.

The donation committee are extremely demanding people, and would never release the funds without maximum proof that it is going to the correct person. As you can see, the decision is not mine alone to make. There are 6 members of the donation committee. This evening they came to me to tell me that if you were able to send the $20 in cash by priority mail then they would IMMEDIATELY approve the payment to you by virtue of you being the one to first show 100% proof of your integrity. They have agreed that the payment would be made to you the very same day that your gesture of proof arrives. This is the fastest way that I can think that this situation can be resolved.

I realise that finding the $20 would be hard for you Samuel, but remember the great benefit that would come from this. It would turn $20 into $74,330.00 instantly.

Below is the latest email the Mr. Otumba has sent to me.

Blessings.

Father Ted Crilley.

[I attach the photograph I received in my other bait ‘The Church of Bread & Wine’ which happens to be a picture of another lad messing about with a loaf of bread and bottle of win.! I’m sure regular readers have already seen it!]

Click to enlarge.

[Samuel is frustrating]

Date: Wed, 29 Oct 2003 00:58:13 -0800 (PST)
From: samuel eze <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: REPLY URGENTLY

PLEASE ,WHAT IS YOUR REQUEST THAT I HAVE NEVER COMPLY ,PL I WILL LIKE TO KNOW.

GOD BLESS YOU

EVANG SAMUEL EZE

 

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

This is what the donation committee have demanded:

Send $20 in cash by priority mail then they would IMMEDIATELY approve the payment to you by virtue of you being the one to first show 100% proof of your integrity. They have agreed that the payment would be made to you the very same day that your gesture of proof arrives. This is the fastest way that I can think that this situation can be resolved.

I am sorry but my hands are tied here Samuel. Because of this Mr. Otumba the situation has been made very difficult for me and the committee will only free the cash to the person who sends the payment. Nothing you can say will convince them, they are demanding physical proof.

If you do not want to send the payment then I am afraid I can no longer help you. If you will send the payment, please let me know ASAP and I will give you the address of my ministry.

Blessings,

Father Ted Crilley.

[Surely Samuel can’t pass this up?!]

 

[Samuel again contacts my fake Joseph Otumba guy]

Date: Sat, 1 Nov 2003 10:19:18 -0800 (PST)
From: Samuel Eze
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: give me your number make i call,

BOY LOOK GUY CANNOT GUY A GUY, SO COOL ,

I STARTED THIS GUY SINCE 1971 SO SHECK HOW MANY YEARS

THANKS

[Haven’t a clue what he’s talking about here (1971?). I ignore him again]

 

[Two days after sending the above email and Samuel still hasn’t replied. Time for an ultimatum…]

From: Father Ted Crilley
To: Samuel Eze

Dear Samuel,

How are you? I hope you are well.

I have been told by the Donation Committee to inform you that if you do not send your payment of $20 by the 7th of November then the donation award will be cancelled and the payment will then be forwarded to the next worthy cause. Once the award has gone through the cancellation procedure this cannot be reversed under any circumstances. I urge you to act very quickly if you still require the donation. Please remember that your $20 will be returned with the donation.

I am sorry to have to make this demand of you but the end of the churches financial year is the 13th of November and all excess church funds that have not been claimed will be forwarded to the Inland Revenue so as to avoid UK tax charges.

If you are not prepared to send this payment, please let me know urgently so that I can close this case.

Sincerely,

Father Ted Crilley.

 

Date: Sat, 1 Nov 2003 01:37:53 -0800 (PST)
From: samuel eze <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT 7 DAYS TO COMPLATION

DEAR FATHER TED,

I AM SORRY THAT OUR MINISTRY DID NOT PROMISED TO SEND $ 20 FOR THE FIRST DAY.

THEREFORE, IN THIS REGARDS, KNOWING THE RIGHT PEOPLE WITH $20 DOLLARS IS WHAT WE CAN NOT AFFORD, BECAUSE WE KNEW THAT THE TRUTH MUST BE OUT EATHER NOW OR IN THE NEXT TO COME.

WE NEVER GIVE BRIBE IN OUR MINISTRY, IF OTUMBA PROMISED TO GIVE YOU $20 DOOLARS, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND GET THE MONEY FROM HIM, HENCE THE $20 DOLLARS IS WHAT WILL MAKE HIM BEING THE RIGHTFUL ONE.


REGARDS AND GOD BLESS YOU.


EVANG SAMUEL EZE.

 

[Sadly, I have to admit defeat. Looks like Samuel will not send me the $20. Three days later I send him a final email]

Dear Samuel.

How are you?

Yes, that’s right, this is “Father Ted Crilley” here. Do you recognise the email you sent to “Joseph Otumba” below?

I think it is time to start telling the truth to you.

Joseph Otumba was a man I invented to fool you. In fact, Joseph Otumba and myself are one and the same person. You see, like yourself, I opened a fake Yahoo account, and sent the Otumba emails to you. I have seen the emails you sent to Joseph Otumba.

Look, I think you should start telling the truth now Samuel (maybe that is not your real name). You know and I know that the God’s Love Bible Ministry does not exist. In fact, you have made this name up just to try to scam people like me out of my money. Of course, I am not a church man myself, and of course my church, “The Church of Bread & Wine” does not exist.

All the pictures of the church I sent to you were fakes. I added the name of the church myself to fool you. I have attached some pictures of the real pictures that I edited. You will see that the church is not called The Church of Bread and Wine, and the picture I sent you of Joseph Otumba with the sign was fake. I wrote the sign myself, and added it to the picture.

I really laughed so much at the church photo that you sent to me! You idiot, you sent me a picture of one of the most famous buildings in the world! The church picture you sent to me was the VATICAN in Rome. And what about that stupid sign that you made up outside the church?! That was the worst forgery I have ever seen! Even my dog would be able to make a better forgery than that.

[I attached some of the un-edited picture for him, just to rub his nose it it a little more]

 

Sadly Samuel hasn’t given me the courtesy of replying to my email 

END.

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