Charles Baggage

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Right, lets get back to Chinweoke’s battle with Thomas Cook. Monday morning arrives, and Chinweoke is getting rather impatient for his payment.

 

From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: Thomas Cook
Subject: ARE MY EMAILS NOT INVALID TODAY?

DEAR MR. TOM,

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE FEELING BAD AFTER WORKING FOR YOU.

I WONDER IF IT IS STILL NIGHT LONDON OR IF MY THREE EMAIL ADDRESS ARE ALSO INVALID. PLEASE THINK ABOUT WHAT I AM INTO HERE, IF YOU DONT WANT TO PAY ME MY MONEY, I WILL RESERVE MY WORDS.

THIS IS 10:AM IN LONDON AND YOU ARE STILL NOT PICKING YOUR PHONE AND CANNOT EVEN SEND ME ANY EMAIL OR RATHER CALL ME. I AM NOT VERY HAPPY MR. TOM. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I BORROWED MONEY AND ENTERED INTO CREDIT BECAUSE OF THIS YOUR JOB.

I AM GETTING FED UP WITH YOU IF YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

Chinweoke.

 

 

From: Thomas Cook
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Mr. Nwauzor,

I really would appreciate it if you could try to be a little more patient. It may well be a surprise to you, but I have a large and busy business to run, dealing with many many people on a daily basis. Do you think perhaps that I am just sat at my desk all day just waiting for your calls/emails?

For your information, on Mondays I do not even arrive into my office until 11:30am UK time (I believe you are one hour behind London time). Once I am in my office I will see to some usual work and THEN I will arrange your Western Union payment.

Sincerely,

Tom Cook – CEO
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.

Right. After this reply to Chinweoke I take to ignoring him for the rest of the day.

 

 

Chinweoke sends about 20 emails in rapid succession, and as many telephone calls, none of which receive a reply. He then takes matters into his own hands and emails all the other “contacts” listed on my fake Audio & Video Production website. Of course, I get to see all the messages!

From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: All contacts on the Pesky Pirate website!
Subject: INFORMATION

Dearest,

I am writing this email to you people to inform Mr. Tom Cook of the Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd with the address below:

Mailing address:

Apartment 84 – 87
Middlebrook Retail Park
Bolton
BL6 6JA
United Kingdom
Telephone: +44 8708 74XXXXX
Fax: +44 8701 31XXXXX

To pay me my money for the work I have done for him and because I am not happy at his behaviour to me and will take action if after today, I did not hear from him.

I have called him for about a fifty million times and he never wanted to pick up his phone. I am running out of patient and will not have any jokes played on me.

Regards,

Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

 

 

The Managing Director of Pesky Pirate replies.

From: Charles Babbage
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Sir.

I received your email below in my offices a few moments ago. A number of my employees have also reported that you sent the email to them also. My name is Charles Babbage and I am the director of Pesky Pirate Video & Audio productions.

Please note, Mr. Thomas Cook no longer works at Pesky Pirate Video Productions. He has not worked here for nearly 4 months. Mr. Cook was removed from the board of directors for illegal activities which I do not wish to discuss at this time. It is unfortunate that his contact details are still showing on our website, I apologise for that, and I shall have his details removed ASAP so as not to cause further confusion.

My only advice to you would be to not communicate with anyone using the name of Thomas Cook as it is most probably that this person is not the real Thomas Cook, and may be acting on behalf of one of our rival companies.

If you require further information, please contact me directly rather than emailing all my employees.

Thank you for your email.

Charles Babbage – Director
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.

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