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Chinweoke writes back. He is unimpressed, and is reporting me to the appropriate authorities!

From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: Charles Babbage
Subject: Re: INFORMATION

Dear Charles Babbage,

Thanks for your email, any way I must tell you that I am going to have my action taking right away. Find the below email which I have prepared to contact the appropriate authorities to get my money from him.

I borrowed money from several people to record a 35 chapters of the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy which he sent to me. I have also attached this agreement which bears the logo and letterhead. You should pay me my money immediately if you dont wish me to go further because I shall do every thing at my reach to get my money and pay all the monies that I have borrowed to complete this work.

See the below:

Dear Sir,

I am writing this email to you to one inform Mr. Thomas Cook of the Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd London [It’s BOLTON, you doofus] with the address below:

Mailing address:

Apartment 84 – 87
Middlebrook Retail Park
Bolton
BL6 6JA
United Kingdom
Telephone: +44 8708 74XXXXX
Fax: +44 8701 31XXXXX

To pay me my money for the work I have done for him and because I am not happy at his behaviour to me and will take action if after today, I did not hear from him.

I read and recorded a book “THE HITCH HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY” of 35 chapters with 109 pages which he was due to pay me on Saturday and uptil now, I have not heard any thing from him. Please can you use your office to assist me in relating my complaint to the appropriate office to inform him to pay me my money for the job which I have done for him.

I have attached to this email, the agreement document which he sent to me that I have signed and sent back to him since Saturday, the 28th July 2007.

I have called him for about a fifty million times and he never wanted to pick up his phone. I am running out of patient and will not have any jokes played on me.

Regards,

Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

CC:
Scotland Yard Metropolitan Police.
British Embassy Cote D’Ivoir/Ghana.
American Embassy Cote D’Ivoire

 

 

It’s time to set Chinweoke straight on a few things.

From: Charles Babbage
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Sir.

I can understand your frustration, however the paperwork which you attached to me is not our official paperwork, and we are able to prove it.

We cannot contact Mr. Thomas Cook simply because we have no idea where he is. Again we have not had any contact with Mr. Cook for over 4 months now, and he no longer has any associations with our company.

Regarding the paperwork you attached; We do not have pictures of pirates on our letterheads, and also the VAT number is completely incorrect. Added to that there is no contact address, no contact email address, no contact telephone number, no contact fax number, and also the name of the board members are fake. Am the director of this company. My name should appear on an official agreement form, yet it does not appear on your copy. You sound like an intelligent man, do you think that a real agreement form should be missing such important information?

All the names of the board members are fake. They are actually related to “pirate” names. Let me explain:

1. Mr. Jim Lad
“Jim Lad” is a character in the famous pirate book, “Treasure Island”. It is not a real name.

2. Mrs. C. Worthy
Obviously, this is a joke name, meant to sound like “Sea Worthy”, describing a ship that is safe to use in the Sea.

3. Mr Valk De Planc
Again, this is a joke name. It is supposed to sound like the pirate phrase, “walk the plank”.

4. Mr. Aye Patch
Once more, another joke name, made to sound like the “Eye Patch” that pirates sometimes wear.

As you can see, all those names are related to pirates and the sea.

I am sorry that you have obviously been the victim of a scam, however my company cannot be held responsible for the fact that you have not taken precautions or done your research. Please do feel free to report the offence to your local law enforcement. I wish you luck.

Thank you for your email.

Charles Babbage – Director
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.

 

 

Chinweoke goes uppercase – a sure sign of fury!

From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: Charles Babbage
Subject: Re: INFORMATION

HOW CAN I BELIEVE ALL THIS TRASH YOU ARE TELLING ME?
YOU HAVE THE SAME COMPANY NAME, YOU MAKE USE OF THE
SAME WEBSITE TO SCAM PEOPLE, THE SAME COMPANY NAME,
AND UPTIL NOW HIS NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS EXIST IN YOUR
WEBSITE AND YOU TELL ME THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO
FIND HIM.

WELL THERE IS NO NEED FOR BRAGGING, I WILL GET TO YOU
AND I AM SURE THAT BY THEN, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOU OUGHT TO DO IN ORDER TO SECURE YOUR GOOD NAME.

 

 

Just two minutes later after bawling me out, Chinweoke sends the following plea:

From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: Charles Babbage
Subject: Re: INFORMATION

IF YOU CAN BE SO KIND TO ASSIST ME IN SETTLING THE
DEBT THAT I HAVE RUN, I WILL FORGET THE SUFFERING AND
COMMIT ALL IN THE HANDS OF GOD.

Printing and binding of documents: GBP 50.00
Rent of hotel room for one week: GBP 270.00
Rent of a Laptop for one week: GBP 400.00
Procurement of Workman, Mp3 CDs: GBP 100.00
Payment for Convertion of Record to MP3: GBP 200.00
Transportation: GBP 200.00
Telephone calls: GBP 200.00
Hiring of Two D.Js for one week: GBP 1, 400.00

Total GBP 2, 820.00

 

 

From: Charles Babbage
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Sir.

Your previous email was very insulting. I quote:

“HOW CAN I BELIEVE ALL THIS TRASH YOU ARE TELLING ME?
YOU HAVE THE SAME COMPANY NAME, YOU MAKE USE OF THE
SAME WEBSITE TO SCAM PEOPLE, THE SAME COMPANY NAME,
AND UPTIL NOW HIS NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS EXIST IN YOUR
WEBSITE AND YOU TELL ME THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO
FIND HIM.

WELL THERE IS NO NEED FOR BRAGGING, I WILL GET TO YOU
AND I AM SURE THAT BY THEN, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOU OUGHT TO DO IN ORDER TO SECURE YOUR GOOD NAME.”

And NOW you have the cheek to ask me for help?! You really must be crazy!

I tried to be polite and respectful to you, but for some reason you took it upon yourself to be rude and disrespectful to me. Do you really expect people to help you with an attitude like that?

Until about 30 minutes ago I knew nothing about you and your so-called “deal” with Mr. Cook, yet you send me abusive emails and then expect me to help you? I suggest you calm yourself down, apologise and then think carefully before you email me again.

Charles Babbage – Director
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.

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